natasha-parker:

Shame on you pretty boy. You should go and work on that imagination. It’d be your cup of tea once you’ve had it, trust me. Isn’t that a shame for you, maybe you’re just not looking in the right places for your perfect little human girl. I’ll repeat what I said: whatever you say.

You can’t blame a guy for trying. Most human girls that are decent are either taken or killed. That’s just how this Hunter business works; no relationships that could interfere with your job. Sex could interfere with your job, if you let it. Can’t say it’d be a bad idea now, though.

natasha-parker:

Oh right then, well if that’s the case [moves her hands and undoes the first button on her shirt. she looks at him and rolls her eyes] The rest can be left to your imagination. It isn’t? Whatever you say.

Still can’t see the core aspects of the swimmer’s body. Not sure if my imagination works with so little. Though I’m sure vampire sex would be tremendous, it’s not necessarily my cup of tea. Also, in my line of work, you don’t find very nice girls that are actually human. Sex isn’t that big of a deal.

doctoraprilwright:

Then what does?

Boobies.

natasha-parker:

I’m sure you could too, in your dreams. A man not that desperate for sex, this is a first. The lost puppy look doesn’t suit you, so I’m glad your not that desperate. 

I’d have to see that swimmer’s body of yours to have dreams. Sex isn’t something I need that much, so I’m normally good.

doctoraprilwright:

Does female domination arouse you?

Not really.

doctoraprilwright:

And I’ll whip you if you try to buy inorganic pie. I promise.

Whip me, huh?

doctoraprilwright:

Well we’re in Italy now so you’re getting organic pie. Understood?

Well.. true.

doctoraprilwright:

They use artificial additives.

This is America. Everything is artificial.

natasha-parker:

Wow, you would use that just to get sex. Sorry honey, I said a couple of weeks ago. But I’m sure it would get you sex from another, no they’re not hot, but if you want it that desperately you’d take it.

No, I wouldn’t say that, but maybe if I wanted pity sex I would. I’m sure I could get you to say yes one day, but I won’t follow you around like a lost puppy for it. I’m not that desperate.

doctoraprilwright:

That’s really unfortunate.

So how do you get pie then? Do you buy it at the store or something? Because those preservatives aren’t healthy.

What’s wrong with pie at the store?